Honesty is a Bitch

Source: awells2280

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Source: HpLyrikz.com

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shvne:

i’m so boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddd my god

i just wanna get drunk and party

Source: shvne

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kili-at-my-service:

no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO

Source: chechurinatanya

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inspired by

Source: rosereturns

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Stepping out the shower and feeling like the sexiest motherf*cker on earth.

bestlols:

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strengthissexy:

littlegreybook:

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi

I love this so much.

Source: lovesmisery

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Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.

John Green (via c-oquetry)

Source: seabois

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Syrup: Four types of women.

Source: ambers-heard

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When you take a sticker off something but the sticky shit doesn’t come off with it

lolzpicx:

Source: best-of-text-posts

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Source: wickedluvvely

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Source: jesdegouw

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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

Source: misandryinhaiku

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When someone you really hate likes your favorite band

bestlols:

“They’re not for you!”

Yes. This.

Source: manda

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GARGH SPOILERS!! SPOILERS EVERYWHERE!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

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